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| | | True remorse is never just a regret | | At commencement you wear your |
| | | over consequence; it is a regret over | | square-shaped mortarboards. My |
| | | motive. | | hope is that from time to time you will let |
| | | | | your minds be bold, and wear |
| | | Love is a canvas furnished by Nature | | sombreros. |
| | | and embroidered by imagination. | | |
| | | | | Don't live down to expectations. Go out |
| | | All mothers are working mothers. | | there and do something remarkable. |
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| | | The one thing children wear out faster | | Education is an admirable thing, but it |
| | | than shoes is parents. | | is well to remember from time to time |
| | | | | that nothing worth knowing can be |
| | | Love is being stupid together. | | taught. |
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| | | Where we love is home - home that our | | Middle age is having a choice |
| | | feet may leave, but not our hearts. | | between two temptations and choosing |
| | | | | the one that'll get you home earlier. |
| | | Love is a sweet tyranny, because the | | |
| | | lover endureth his torments willingly. | | First you forget names; then you forget |
| | | | | faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; |
| | | Without question, the greatest invention | | and then you forget to unzip your fly. |
| | | in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I | | |
| | | grant you that the wheel was also a fine | | If a trainstation is where the train stops, |
| | | invention, but the wheel does not go | | what's a workstation? |
| | | nearly as well with pizza. | | |
| | | | | Adoption is when a child grew in its |
| | | Are we not like two volumes of one | | mommy's heart instead of her tummy. |
| | | book? | | |
| | | | | The reason grandchildren and |
| | | Gratitude is the memory of the heart. | | grandparents get along so well is that |
| | | | | they have a common enemy. |
| | | Find a job you like and you add five | | |
| | | days to every week. | | Old as she was, she still missed her |
| | | | | daddy sometimes. |
| | | Cocktail party: A gathering held to | | |
| Hobbs GiftsBaskets | | enable forty people to talk about | | A soiled baby with a neglected nose |
| Santa Fe GiftsBaskets | | themselves at the same time. The man | | cannot be conscientiously regarded as |
| Moriarty GiftsBaskets | | who remains after the liquor is gone is | | a thing of beauty. |
| Las Vegas GiftsBaskets | | the host. | | |
| Albuquerque GiftsBaskets | | | | The man who will use his skill and |
| Moriarty GiftsBaskets | | Never raise your hand to your kids. It | | constructive imagination to see how |
| Espanola GiftsBaskets | | leaves your groin unprotected. | | much he can give for a dollar, instead |
| Las Vegas GiftsBaskets | | | | of how little he can give for a dollar, is |
| | | You know when you have found your | | bound to succeed. |
| | | prince because you not only have a | | |
| | | smile on your face but in your heart as | | One measure of leadership is the |
| | | well. | | caliber of people who choose to follow |
| | | | | you. |
| | | We are all a little weird and life's a little | | |
| | | whose weirdness is compatible with | | birthday. |
| | | ours, we join up with them and fall in | | |
| | | mutual weirdness and call it love. | | |
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