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| Clovis GiftsBaskets | | Can miles truly separate you from | | Academe, n.: An ancient school where |
| | | friends.... If you want to be with | | morality and philosophy were taught. |
| | | someone you love, aren't you already | | Academy, n.: A modern school where |
| | | there? | | football is taught. |
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| | | If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. | | Always be a first-rate version of |
| | | | | yourself, instead of a second-rate |
| | | | | version of somebody else. |
| | | Unselfish and noble actions are the | | |
| | | most radiant pages in the biography of | | Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars |
| | | souls. | | for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get |
| | | | | for five dollars when you had hair. |
| | | If love is blind, why is lingerie so | | |
| | | popular? | | A diplomat is a man who always |
| | | | | remembers a woman's birthday but |
| | | The difficulty with marriage is that we | | never remembers her age. |
| | | fall in love with a personality, but must | | |
| | | live with a character. | | If you were to open up a baby's head - |
| | | | | and I am not for a moment suggesting |
| | | As soon go kindle fire with snow, as | | that you should - you would find nothing |
| | | seek to quench the fire of love with | | but an enormous drool gland. |
| | | words. | | |
| | | | | Families with babies and families |
| | | Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop | | without babies are sorry for each other. |
| | | to look around once in a while you | | |
| | | could miss it. | | I still have a full deck; I just shuffle |
| | | | | slower now. |
| | | By working faithfully eight hours a day | | |
| | | you may eventually get to be boss and | | My father used to play with my brother |
| | | work twelve hours a day. | | and me in the yard. Mother would |
| | | | | come out and say, "You're tearing up |
| | | One can pay back the loan of gold, but | | the grass." "We're not raising grass," |
| | | one dies forever in debt to those who | | Dad would reply. "We're raising boys." |
| | | are kind. | | |
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| Hobbs GiftsBaskets | | One only needs two tools in life: | | Warning: Humor may be hazardous to |
| Artesia GiftsBaskets | | WD-40 to make things go, and duck | | your illness. |
| Espanola GiftsBaskets | | tape to make them stop. | | |
| Ruidoso GiftsBaskets | | | | Nothing so conclusively proves a |
| Clovis GiftsBaskets | | Love - a wildly misunderstood although | | man's ability to lead others as what he |
| | | highly desirable malfunction of the | | does from day to day to lead himself. |
| | | heart which weakens the brain, causes | | |
| | | eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood | | I don't care how poor a man is; if he has |
| | | pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. | | family, he's rich. |
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| | | Love is much nicer to be in than an | | True love stories never have endings. |
| | | automobile accident, a tight girdle, a | | |
| | | higher tax bracket or a holding pattern | | You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 |
| | | over Philadelphia. | | years experience. |
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