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| | | I always thought a yard was three feet, | | If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you |
| | | then I started mowing the lawn. | | will be fired with enthusiasm. |
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| | | Before I got married I had six theories | | Middle age is the time when a man is |
| | | about bringing up children; now I have | | always thinking that in a week or two he |
| | | six children, and no theories. | | will feel as good as ever. |
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| | | Woman in the home has not yet lost her | | Education is what survives when what |
| | | dignity, in spite of Mother's Day, with its | | has been learned has been forgotten. |
| | | offensive implication that our love | | |
| | | needs an annual nudging, like our | | Growing old is mandatory; growing up |
| | | enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill. | | is optional. |
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| | | A man in love is incomplete until he is | | A birthday is just the first day of another |
| | | married. Then he's finished. | | 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy |
| | | | | the trip. |
| | | The trouble with retirement is that you | | |
| | | never get a day off. | | One measure of leadership is the |
| | | | | caliber of people who choose to follow |
| | | There are three good reasons to be a | | you. |
| | | teacher - June, July, and August. | | |
| | | | | If you feel that you have both feet |
| | | The most important things are the | | planted on level ground, then the |
| | | hardest to say, because words | | university has failed you. |
| | | diminish them. | | |
| | | | | Only your real friends will tell you when |
| | | If people concentrated on the really | | your face is dirty. |
| | | important things in life, there'd be a | | |
| | | shortage of fishing poles. | | Nobody can do for little children what |
| | | | | grandparents do. Grandparents sort of |
| | | Insanity is hereditary; you get it from | | sprinkle stardust over the lives of little |
| | | your children. | | children. |
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| | | Middle age is when work is a lot less | | Babies are such a nice way to start |
| | | fun and fun is a lot more work. | | people. |
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| Farmington GiftsBaskets | | Loving is not just looking at each other, | | If nature had arranged that husbands |
| Farmington GiftsBaskets | | it's looking in the same direction. | | and wives should have children |
| Las Vegas GiftsBaskets | | | | alternatively, there would never be |
| Farmington GiftsBaskets | | If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we | | more than three in a family. |
| Farmington GiftsBaskets | | should cast the gift of a loving thought | | |
| | | into the heart of a friend, that would be | | The difference between a job and a |
| | | giving as the angels give. | | career is the difference between forty |
| | | | | and sixty hours a week. |
| | | It is a good rule in life never to | | |
| | | apologize. The right sort of people do | | You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 |
| | | not want apologies, and the wrong sort | | years experience. |
| | | take a mean advantage of them. | | |
| | | | | Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes |
| | | and mine are the same. | | memory of a beginning and all fear of |
| | | | | an end. |
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