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| Angel Fire GiftsBaskets | | Marriage, n: The state or condition of a | | If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you |
| Arroyo Seco GiftsBaskets | | community consisting of a master, a | | will be fired with enthusiasm. |
| Red River GiftsBaskets | | mistress, and two slaves, making in all, | | |
| | | two. | | Always kiss your children goodnight - |
| | | | | even if they're already asleep. |
| | | Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille | | |
| | | weren't so damned much fun. | | In the business world, everyone is paid |
| | | | | in two coins: cash and experience. |
| | | A retired husband is often a wife's | | Take the experience first; the cash will |
| | | full-time job. | | come later. |
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| | | Perhaps they are not the stars, but | | You are only young once, but you can |
| | | rather openings in Heaven where the | | stay immature indefinitely. |
| | | love of our lost ones pours through and | | |
| | | shines down upon us to let us know | | Don't be afraid to take a big step if one |
| | | they are happy. | | is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in |
| | | | | two small jumps. |
| | | A Freudian slip is when you say one | | |
| | | thing but mean your mother. | | Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes |
| | | | | out all sense of time, destroying all |
| | | I love being married. It's so great to | | memory of a beginning and all fear of |
| | | find that one special person you want | | an end. |
| | | to annoy for the rest of your life. | | |
| | | | | Education is an admirable thing, but it |
| | | Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly | | is well to remember from time to time |
| | | so. | | that nothing worth knowing can be |
| | | | | taught. |
| | | Setting a good example for your | | |
| | | children takes all the fun out of middle | | Spread the diaper in the position of the |
| | | age. | | diamond with you at bat. Then fold |
| | | | | second base down to home and set |
| | | Golf is played by twenty million mature | | the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put |
| | | American men whose wives think they | | first base and third together, bring up |
| | | are out having fun. | | home plate and pin the three together. |
| | | | | Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call |
| Ruidoso GiftsBaskets | | Often, when I am reading a good book, | | the game and start all over again. |
| Moriarty GiftsBaskets | | I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I | | |
| Carlsbad GiftsBaskets | | used to, until she got an unlisted | | Old as she was, she still missed her |
| Los Lunas GiftsBaskets | | number. | | daddy sometimes. |
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| | | If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. | | It is not the mountain we conquer but |
| | | | | ourselves. |
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| | | When you realize you want to spend | | When I was younger, I could remember |
| | | the rest of your life with somebody, you | | anything, whether it had happened or |
| | | want the rest of your life to start as soon | | not; but my faculties are decaying now |
| | | as possible. | | and soon I shall be so I cannot |
| | | | | remember any but the things that never |
| | | We don't believe in rheumatism and | | happened. It is sad to go to pieces like |
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